lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

peanutsareforpussies:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

this makes so much sense

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt